I’ve always wondered why people keep sending chain letters and the only explanation that I’ve come up with is that they are stupid enough to believe what the letter say. People who believe that “a poor six year old girl in Ohio with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show” must really be that dumb. It’s sad that some chain letters include things that make you feel incredibly guilty and some even threatens your life. I feel unfortunate for foolish suicidal people that thought they will actually die if they did not forward a chain letter saying that they will die if they don’t send it to twelve people. Also, I cannot believe that anyone will believe an email saying, “Bill Gates will give you, and everyone to whom you send “his” email a $1000”.

I’ve been getting these emails since I started using the internet and I still get them today. I use to read them, but I just delete them now (except for tonight). I seriously think that it’s a waste of time to read them (I read the one I got today because I did not want to study). I would rather eat ten dead babies than read a chain letter. Fortunately, I do not suffer the guilt of not forwarding one hundred fucking billion chain letters sent to me.

I am sure that I am not the only person that is annoyed by chain letters. I mean who wants to start their morning by reading an email about “a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for twenty seven years and whose only salvation is the five cents per letter he will receive if you forward this email”? Not me.

Since I am a person with no heart, I wish that every person that started or is starting or is thinking of starting a chain letter to die now. Yes, right now (6:47am).