Before you read this I want to make one thing clear. I am not suicidal, I’m just doing this for good-natured fun. Yes, I enjoy these type of things as much as I enjoy getting drunk.

1 Bleeding
2 Drowning
3 Suffocation
4 Electrocution
5 Jumping (Dana Porter - April 9,2009): FAILED
6 Firearms
7 Hanging
8 Vehicular impact
9 Traffic collisions
10 Poisoning

I’m thinking that my next attempt shall be bleeding. What do you think?